CHEATING FIVE STEPS

CHEATING FIVE STEPS
Ngibulin bang Agus


After last night fighting with bang Darma, for discussing the matter of his son Yuni. This morning, bang Darma inhabited me. He did not open his voice at all, to just say hello, or even mince words with me.


Bang Darma also went to work, without saying goodbye to me. He just passed by, without saying anything to me. I just shook my head, and smiled wryly, looking at my husband's behavior.


"You're too innocent, to be deceived by them, bang." My inner.


I sat and stared at the nanar, the departure of bang Darma. He went to work on a base motorcycle, which is not far from where we live.


"Huffff, tired of this brain of mine. Thinking of endless problems."


I let out a long sigh, recalling the quarrel after quarrel that had been going on lately. Want it with bang Darma, or even with his son.


While busy imagining, my phone rang loudly on the room table. I immediately stepped foot, headed into the room, and received the call.


Cring cring...


"Yes hello, assalamualaikum," my greetings.


"Wa'laikum salam, say." reply bang Agus.


I stepped outside the room again, and sat on the long sofa, receiving a call from the bang Agus.


"What's up, bang?" ask me.


"Abang kangen, say. We're out, yok!" bring bang Agus.


I frowned, hearing the invitation of bang Agus. I paused for a moment, not directly answering his call. Because he did not hear the answer from me, Agus asked me again.


"Where, say? Can we go out, this afternoon?" ask Agus again.


"Hmmm, look at it later, bang. If the situation allows, I'll let you know!" reply me.


"You need to try, say!" the bang Agus.


"I can't promise, bang. You see, we again have problems at home." I replied.


"What's wrong, what's the matter anyway, say? Feelings, your problems are not too complicated, from the past!" ask bang Agus.


"It's a habit, bang." Give me back.


"The problem with the Ijo fly duo again, say?" guess bang Agus.


"Yups, that's right. Now you're a shaman, aren't you?" ask me.


"Hahaha, no, I'm not. There-there's that, your question!" bang Agus reply.


Bang Agus immediately laughed loosely, after hearing my question just now. He felt amused, with the word shaman.


"I'm serious, bang!" insist me.


"It's impossible, brother became a shaman. Strange, I don't have any other questions!" bang Agus reply.


"Yes, who knows." I'll reply.


"Hahaha, crazy." reply bang Agus.


Bang Agus laughed again, hearing my spare change. I just smiled at her, listening to her laugh.


"Laughter is as big as you are, bang! So you can forget, with your invitation just now." My inner.


After tired of laughing himself, bang Agus again asked me, about his wishes at the beginning.


"So what, say? Can we get out? We go to the hotel, so we can be satisfied without any interruptions!" ask bang Agus.


"Well, Kirain has forgotten him, just like her invitation earlier. I was invited to talk by name, apparently still remember, this bald tuyul one, hihihi!" my inner.


I nodded while giggling to myself. The heart of it, invites him to talk at length, so that he can forget the main purpose of it. It turns out that, uh it turns out, she hasn't forgotten her visual memory.


"Any silence, say? Dong answered, brother's question!" the bang Agus.


I immediately flinched, from my imagination. Because he heard the insistence, from the Agus bang.


"Eh yes, bang. What was his brother? I forgot about her, hehehe!" answer me.


"Can't you forget, say? Why, what else is it, there?" ask bang Agus suspiciously.


"Morning incense, taking a seven-figure flower bath, bang!" answer me origin.


"WHAT? What is it, say? Don't joke around ah, it's not funny to know!" the Omelette bang Agus.


"I'm serious, bang. If you can't believe it, come here!" reply me.


"What do you want to do, anyway? Pack an incense burn event, and shower all over?" ask bang Agus.


Bang Agus became more curious, with my bragging. He took it seriously, with all my words.


"You want people, bang! answer me origin.


"Huh, really, say? Don't joke, ah! Brother became creepy, listen to it." reply bang Agus.


"Don't believe it, yeah." Give me back.


"His embodiment, who wants to be santet, say? But, that's definitely not a big brother, is it, say?" ask bang Agus.


"Hahaha, it turns out that she's afraid of him too, I'm a witch!" my mind is ticklish.


"Then, brother, don't ever look for me! If you dare to mess around, I'll also do it later!" threaten me.


"Don't you ever fuck around, say! The brother wants it, just one kind of kok." reply bang Agus.


"What an, huh?" ask me.


"Don't understand, my dear?" ask bang Agus.


"You know what you mean, why I asked again, botaaak!" reply I'm upset.


"What you want is just you, baby. Time, I don't understand that either, anyway. Lelet thought to himself, this woman of mine!" bang Agus's.


"Oh, kirain what an." I relaxed.


"Kok just oh doang, say? There's no other answer, is there?" ask bang Agus.


"Trus, what else do I have to answer, botaaak?" ask me more and more annoyed.


"This bald tuyul, long time I sack later too, and then sell to a flea dealer!" reply me.


"Well, horrified wak! Bad times, my bini candidate." reply bang Agus.


"Bodo," I said.


"Yes, my brother is afraid. Instead of getting stuck later, instead of being his business!" bang Agus pasrah.


"Well, that's all. Then, don't make my high blood go up." I reply.


"When you arrive, you do it again with me. Don't get me wrong, if you're gonna throw up a nail, remember it's bald!" say I'm original.


"Hiiiii, how is it getting more and more horror then say? Brother so more goosebumps, his denger!" bang Agus reply.


"Hihihi, just want to be in kibulin nih, bald." My inner.


I giggled, covering my mouth with my right hand. In order for my voice, it was not heard by bang Agus.


"Brain...Baldies... Udah bangkotan that is still easy to lie." my inner.


"So how was that, say?" ask bang Agus.


"Geez, already invited stories, from the end of the sky to the end of the earth. Could be, he still remembered his main goal earlier, huh." My grumble inwardly.


I grumbled inwardly, while wasting a rough breath. After a moment of silence, I also returned to answer the question, the Agus bang.


"What's the hell else, bang?" I pretend to forget.


"Well, how come all of a sudden amnesia, this woman of mine?" bang Agus reply.


"Hell boy, tell me I'm amnesiac! I don't remember, bang. Not sudden amnesia." I reply.


"Oh, kirain amnesia really, hehehe." bang Agus chuckled.


"Later in the afternoon we're at the hotel, say! Can't you?" ask her again.


"I told you, look at the situation first! If it's safe, I'll let you know." I'll give it back.


"Oh, okay if that's it. Wait for the good news, say!" bang Agus reply.


"Yes, bang. Yes, I want to cook first. Because of huddling with my brother, I forgot. If I haven't cooked yet, make Darma lunch." I'll give it back.


"Okay, my dear, assalamualaikum." pamit bang Agus.


"Wa'laikum salam, "reply me.


"Huh, there's just this bald behavior of mine!" my grouse.