CHEATING FIVE STEPS
Instant Karma for Neighbors Kepo

After calming his mind on the sofa, a few minutes later the next door neighbor came knocking on the door.

Tok tok...

"Assalamualaikum, ma'am."

Greetings next door neighbor named Mbak Tuti at the door.

"Wa'laikum hail, come in!" reply me.

I let Tuti come in and sit with me in the living room. My neighbor on this one, the nature of his kepo is extraordinary. Just want to know someone else's business.

He must have heard my quarrel with his mother Yuni earlier, then his coco soul immediately thrashed around wanting to know the true news from me. I've memorized that ugly trait of his.

"What is it gonna take, Tuti?" ask me without further ado.

"So I heard that Dina was angry huh, said Ayu? What's the problem, ma'am?" tanya Tuti was curious.

I immediately smiled obliquely at Tuti's question, then looked up.

"Well, that's my guess. He's here to just want to know what happened, "my inner self.

"Regular, ma'am. His name is also former, surely he is hot see me and bang Darma is happy and has enough at this time," answered me casually.

"Oh, that's it. But I just heard, Dina there's a mention of gold? Who's gold, mbak?" tanya mbak Tuti started kepo.

I let out a long sigh, and twisted the lazy eyeball. Actually I'm lazy to serve my neighbor on this one. But yes, what can I do. Inevitably, I still have to face him.

"This is a person of any kind, want to know the affairs of others. A complete lack of work," my grumble inwardly as I glanced cynically at her.

After a moment of swearing in my heart, I answered her question again.

"Oh that, it's nothing, ma'am. Just a small problem. The Dinah is too excited herself," I replied trying to cover up.

Actually, I hate it when someone is too passionate about my household affairs. If there is only one person who knows about my problem, it could be that one RT will know all later.

"Oh kirain, what's the problem. It sounded really excited about her," added mbak Tuti still continue to be curious, and trying to lure me.

I'm just silent not responding to his rant anymore. The atmosphere became silent for a moment, until finally Mbak Tuti was pleased to go home.

"Okay then, I say yes, mbak Ayu," said mbak Tuti then stood up from his seat, and walked towards the door.

"OK, Mbak Tuti. Be careful on the road yes," I said, waving at him.

Hearing my words, Tuti laughed out loud as he said...

"Hahahaha, this Ayu ma'am is all there is. Lah wong my house just next door, use a careful event in the street all. I think I want to go far away" replied Tuti, laughing.

"Yes, who knows if later his legs stumble or slip, you have to be careful also the way," I reply relaxed.

"It can't be, ma'am. Time is only a three-step path can slip everything, strangely enough mbak Ayu this," replied Mbak Tuti again.

After that, Tuti also put on his flip-flops, and began to step out of the door. Just walked two steps suddenly, "thud." Mbak Tuti tripped on his own feet, making him fall and lunge on the porch of my house.

"Oh, it hurts!" tekik mbak Tuti while grimacing and holding his waist.

I who was still standing in front of the door was shocked, when I saw the incident. I immediately rushed to help Tuti to stand up, while saying...

"Tu lah, then if it is said that do not ngeyel, mbak. Even if the distance is only three steps, be careful. The bandel is said!" oceh I'm upset.

I was babbling while holding Tuti's arm. I put up her pretty heavy body.

"Yes, mom. I was wrong, too trivialize Ayu's words earlier," replied Tuti full of regret.

I just shook my head in response to his regret.

"Yes, mbak. I go home first yes," said Tuti again.

Tuti's mother walked back to her house. He limped holding his own waist.

"Yes, ma'am," I replied as I continued to smile and shake my head.

I felt amused myself, seeing Tuti's mother who started walking to her house. After Tuti's departure, I went into the room and lay on my back on the bed.

"If I laugh, is it a sin? Hahahaha, it's so funny to see it. That is the result, if too busy taking care of other people's affairs. Because the stone itself is it. Hahaha, kapok!" muttered I was excited.

Why didn't I just video it, let it go viral. The title of her video was her match, 'Instant karma for neighbor kepo,'

hihihi," I muttered back to giggling myself, with my ridiculous idea.

While fantasizing about Tuti, suddenly my phone rang on the table.

"Who else? Disturb people again fantasize. This must be the work of the bald tuyul nih, the intruder who restrained his nauzubillah," my grumble.

I picked up the phone and received a call from Agus bang, my five-step affair.

"Yes hello, what's wrong?" ask me ketus.

"Well, what the hell is that, say?" bang Agus was confused.

"Lah trus, what the hell am I supposed to say, botaaaak!" peekiku.

"Don't be angry, say. Her face is fast wrinkled!" ledek bang Agus's.

"Biarin, I've done it," I said.

"Well, what the hell, say? So the mentang already practiced, do not need to take care of yourself anymore that?" ask bang Agus.

"Yes, not that either. I will still take care of myself, to look beautiful and sexy in front of my husband," I reply.

"Well, just for the husband is beautiful and sexy, for which brother?" bang Agus protest.

"If it's for your ugly brother, hahaha!" my gelak.

My laughter broke instantly. I imagined how funny the face of bang Agus, when I heard my speech just now.

"I'm sure, surely now his face is again pouting not because of the bald tuyul," my inner.

"Bright talking like that brother, say," reply bang Agus memelas.

"Handling, bang. Seriously being a person. So just nyet there, if you can't be joking," my ledek began to get upset.

"Hahaha, it's good to tell my brother so nyet. You know, you're just kidding. Brother just pretended not to know it," explained bang Agus while chuckling.

"Yes, don't worry anymore. What do you need to call me?" ask me to switch the conversation.

"Out yok, say. Can not? If you can, let me excuse you to go home with the boss," asked bang Agus.

"Other times, I can't go anywhere today. Lagian already late afternoon too, really nanggung his time," replied I reject the subtle invitation bang Agus.

"Nob, my dear. One hour is it,"

bang Agus keep ngeyel.

"Not to be reckless when told. Tomorrow I tell bang Darma to buy rice for his lunch, so he doesn't come home again to eat. So we can go out all day" I explained.

"Seriously, say?" bang Agus asked as if unsure of my words just now.

"Seriously, where have I ever lied," I assured him.

"Yes, finally you can feel your brother all day. Ordinary he can only steal for a moment," reply bang Agus with the spirit of four and five.

"His name is also cheating, yes it is definitely playing cat-kissingan is the same who has a house," said I.

"Hmmmm, yes too" replied bang Agus resigned.

"Okay then, tomorrow I will tell you what time we are out. Assalamualaikum," I said closing the conversation.

"OK, say. Wa'laikum salam," reply bang Agus.

After the call ended, I put my phone on the table.

"Huh, finally finished also his muscles with the bald one," I murmured while exhaling a rough breath.

"Sleeping awhile ah, there's still two hours left before bang Darma comes home from work," my mind as I glanced towards the wall clock.

After a very exhausting tragedy. I closed my eyes and fell asleep on the bed, leaning against the wall.