CHEATING FIVE STEPS
The attitude of Bang Agus

After Yuni's departure, I went back inside the room and lay down while playing the phone. Suddenly, the phone I was holding rang a sign of an incoming call.

"Tuyul's box." I saw the name on the phone screen.

What else is bald? my inner.

"Hello, assalamualaikum." Greetings I received a call.

"Wa'laikum salam. What's up, say?" ask bang Agus.

"What a hell of a question." I speak in my heart.

"Again selling fish in the market," answered me origin.

"Haha. There-there-is this, I am. Pulak fish sale period, hahaha." Laughter bang Agus instantly broke, when he heard my bad words.

"So nanya, it's been answered even do not believe.Yes it is already so," grumbled I sniffed.

"Surely I don't believe it, my dear. Strange, hahaha," replied that Agus did not believe my words.

"What's the need to call me?" ask me.

"Well, what the hell is that, say? Yes, it is definitely because of kangen, so just use ask everything," replied bang Agus.

"Oh, what's wrong" I said coldly.

"Well, how come oh hell, say?" bang Agus protest.

I frowned, hearing Agus's question which was quite strange in my opinion.

"Well, what else do I have to answer? Should I say wow? Or I should be surprised. Or I have to jump in excitement. Must be?" my Oceh is long.

"Haha. That's not it, too, my dear. Is the time direct emotion ? Fast old you know if the emotions continue," reply bang Agus.

"It's old. His eyesight if anyone sees me young," I reply still with a tinge of snub and grim.

"Not really, say. You are still young, still fresh, still fresh, and still hot," said bang Agus issued his mainstay moves.

"Help, put on a dreadful show. Not knowing? I'm immune to that little fuss, like that" my lips.

"Widih, judes is very my lover," he replied again.

"Yes I have to judge, to face the booty of the big brother's butt crocodile" I replied.

"Wooh, why did my brother say that crocodile is dumbfounded anyway, say? Sadist very, hahahaha," said bang Agus back chuckling.

"So, what does your brother want to say? Goat congek, cat garong, or leech?" ask me origin.

"No other choice but that one? Nothing cool about it?" ask bang Agus.

"No, botaaaakkk! I'm tired of talking to the same old man. For a long time I can also follow the strings like a brother," my nagging increasingly upset.

"Hahahaha, don't papa, say. Let's both setres us," reply bang Agus still with his laughter.

"Basic bald gilak!" revile me.

Not angry with my swearing, bang Agus even more so with his words.

"It's crazy of me, say. Gilak because he thinks of you," said bang Agus.

Because I was tired of facing the babbling of the bald tuyul, I also questioned his purpose of contacting me.

"Udah ahh, kidding all the time. Brother call me to say what?" ask me.

"Get out yok, say! Brother is very upset, want to hug you," invite bang Agus.

"You just want a hug, why should you go out? Just come to the house, waste money to pay for the hotel. Is his brother not working? How can you take me out at this hour?" search me.

"Work, say. But you can excuse me," replied bang Agus relaxed.

"Oh, bald... Again his work had his four wanted to wander. Want to get fired, huh?" oceh me wonder.

I shook my head, hearing the terrible behavior of my five-step affair.

"No, say. Not going to be fired anyway, will you excuse me boss," replied bang Agus still ngeyel.

"Next time. If you come out now, you're already clocking in. I'm going to have an afternoon too, tomorrow-tomorrow!" persuade me.

"Hmmmm, yes, too," replies bang Agus justifying my speech.

After a moment of silence, bang Agus again chattered.

"OK lah if that, later come home from work brother stop by your house huh. I just want to hug no more" said Bang Agus.

"Yes, but don't fuck around!" say I'm firm.

"Yes, say. I promise you, I won't mess around. Yes already, brother continued to work again yes, assalamualaikum," said bang Agus and then closed his call.

"Yes, wa'laikum salam." answered me and put the phone on the table.

"Botch... bald, there's-there's just his behavior," I muttered while smiling to myself, remembering all his strange behavior.

But, he was the one who made my days more colorful. He always made me smile and laugh. He also always comforts me with all sorts of ridiculous mannerisms.

"Huh, until when will this forbidden relationship last?" I murmured a heavy breath.

After a moment of delusion about life, I glanced towards the wall clock that already showed at four in the afternoon.

Without feeling it, it was already afternoon. I rolled back on the bed,

While being engrossed in fantasizing about the bald tuyul, suddenly there was a sound of knocking on the door several times.

Tok tok...

"Assalamualaikum." Greeting someone from the outside.

"Wa'laikum hail, ya bentar!" I answered and hurried down from the bed, and stepped towards the main door.

"Well, how'd it balek, bang?" I asked confusedly, when I saw the Agus bang who was already standing in front of the door. Still complete with work clothes and a backpack on his shoulders.

"Yes, say. Boss told balek earlier. Because there is no more work in the office, then he can go home quickly," replied bang Agus.

"Oh, that's it." I was just oh to respond to her words.

"Here, say!" exclaimed bang Agus then pulled my hand into the living room.

"Eh uh, what do you want?" ask me more and more confused.

"Just hug, say. Kangen knows." said bang Agus then hugged my body tightly and kissed my forehead.

"Your husband blom home?" ask bang Agus.

"Belom, she's coming home from work at five," I replied, stretching out her arms.

Bang Agus was just a mangosteen hearing my answer. After that, I told her to go home.

"Udah, balek there! Later if someone sees brother here, can make his business," my babes while flirting around looking at the situation.

"Kiss first, new brother balek!" pinta bang Agus while thrusting his face into my face.

"Iss, even flirtatious times to be a person" I said while shyly looking at the cat's naughty behavior.

Because I did not want to linger, I finally gave in and then kissed his forehead and two cheeks. And lastly, I kissed the lightning of his thick lips.

"No, that's the nyium, say. Repeat again, not valid if kayak so nyium," protest bang Agus while continuing to thrust his round face.

"Helehh, mode. Pake the reason is not legitimate all. Just tell me, you want to ask again, right? Oh, how me! Just say it's a hard time," my scolding then back to lightening his whole face.

"It's not that, say. Still wrong." protest bang Agus again. He still does not accept my lightning kisses.

"Trus want it how the hell, botaaaak? Make emotions also long ago people." I grumbled annoyed with pursed lips.

I turned my face to the side, and pretended to sulk in front of her.

"Hahahaha, her emotions. Here, let your brother teach you the correct way of nyium," said bang Agus.

Then he hugged my body back, then kissed my lips fiercely and brutally. To make my breath boring due to his actions.

"Udah ah, balek there! Ntar again bang darma balek tuh," my babble while pushing his body slowly. I pointed towards the wall clock that was already showing at half-five in the afternoon.

"OKAY. Balek's brother yes, say. Don't be naughty at home, hahaha." said bang Agus then returned laughing, when seeing my reaction with eyes glaring at him.

After he finished joking around, bang Agus stepped his feet out of my house. He returned to his house which was only five steps away from my residence.

"Basic, tuyul's crazy?" my curse while shaking his head to see the departure of bang Agus.

After the shadow disappeared from my view, I sat back on the sofa smiling to myself considering her silly behavior just now.

"When it's bang Darma, don't joke, it's rare. Even if you speak together, it must only be a serious matter. By the way as necessary, "my mind compares between bang Agus and bang Darma my husband.

A few minutes later, the person I was thinking about went home. He parked his motorbike in front of the stall, then walked into the house.

"Assalamualaikum," greetings bang Darma.

"Wa'laikum salam," I replied and kissed the back of his reverent hand.

"Yuni so came earlier, deck?" asked Bang Darma and sat down next to me.

"So, the monthly money I gave you. Truly, the gold I had also handled earlier," answered me.

"Ohh, tell me what time he's in that golden love?" ask bang Darma.

"Nobody, just say thank you.Trus, I've been waiting for him, don't sell the jewelry," I replied honestly.

Bang Darma just kept quiet, he didn't answer my words. Since there was no response from him, I continued my words.

"Si Yuni said. Yeah, he promised he wouldn't sell the jewelry." I said explain.

"Ohh, yes that's it," she replied.

Then he got up from his seat, and walked towards the bathroom to clean himself up.

"Until when will your cold attitude change?" I sat there staring at my husband's back.

After bathing, bang Darma also performed the Ashar prayer. When finished, he did his mandatory activities that is, playing a mobile phone while lying on the bed.

I also did not want to lose, I went up to the bed and lay down next to him while playing my phone.

"How much is the rest of his money, deck?" ask bang Darma without turning his head, and still focus on seeing funny videos on his phone.

"There are five hundred thousand more. Buy four million gold. Trus, his monthly money is five hundred thousand. So the remaining five hundred thousand are in the wallet" I replied in detail.

"Oh, yeah no papa." she replied.

Bang Darma tilted his body to face the wall. He turned his back on me again and again. Yes, that's how he is. I was no longer surprised by his cold attitude.

The attitude of the two-door refrigerator, I consider it ordinary, already immune, has become a daily food for me.