CHEATING FIVE STEPS
Huff, Almost All

Time continued to roll, without feeling the afternoon was approaching. I saw a wall clock that showed at half-four in the afternoon.

While busy berleha-leha on the bed, suddenly I gasped in shock because of the sound of ringing a mobile phone that is quite deafening.

"Who the hell, disturbs people's pleasure? Don't know what, if I don't want to be disturbed anymore?"

Pick me up while extending my hand to the table, to pick up the phone that was screeching.

"Heleh, bald maneh. This is the tuyul if it doesn't bother me one day only, maybe it can gatel-gatel his body," grumbled me again.

"Hello, assalamualaikum," my greeting received a call while lying down and hugging the bolster.

"Wa'laikum hail, what else, say?" ask Agus my bald tuyul.

"In order to imagine yourself who is looking for money" answered me origin.

"Well, how come, say? What am I b**** to say? I love this, hahaha." Bang Agus blabbed while chuckling.

"Not b***i mopping, bang. But tuyul who again mengepet to people's houses to help money. Like on tv-tv that's loh," I explained.

"Oooh, kirain hehehe," replied Agus.

I just smiled at the babble of my bald tuyul.

"Tomorrow we're out yok, say! Brother Kangen really wants to hug you," asked bang Agus.

"Well, every day we miss. Every day I want to keep hugging. Is there no other reason?" my grouse.

"Search for a cooler little why the hell the reason. At that time-it kept the mainstay flutter, tired of me hearing it, you know?" my nagging.

"That's the truth, my dear. There's no other reason, it's just a tok. Oddly enough, what is the cool reason? The romantic one is not cool," said Bang Agus.

"Yes yes, just give up" I replied.

"Naaaah gitu dong, give the same older one. Smart kid, hahahaha!" gelak bang Agus's.

I was getting annoyed to hear the teasing bang Agus who was ceaselessly laughing at me.

"Laughter go on, then put the wasp in the mouth, just know the taste!" swear me in a tinge.

"Well, ugly is your prayer, my dear!" bang Agus said.

"Wild, week!" reply me while sticking out my tongue, as if bang Agus was in front of me at this moment.

"Wow, suck on him. Watch out later, brother bite that tongue until dower!" bang Agus's threat.

"Well, if you can, hahaha. I'm tired of joking around. Brother call me what's going on?" ask me to shift the subject.

"Yes, let's take yourself out, say. Tomorrow, can it?" ask bang Agus.

I was silent for a moment. After a while of thinking, I returned to my voice.

"I can't promise, bang. Look sikon (situation and condition) tomorrow!" I can't give her certainty.

"OK, say. If you can, just let me know. About her tomorrow brother of work," reply bang Agus.

"Yes, my bald tuyul. Yes, if so, I want to take a shower first yes, assalamualaikum," my saying while closing the call.

"Wa'laikum greetings, my dear," replied bang Agus.

After receiving a call from Agus bang, I immediately stepped into the bathroom to clean myself up. Then continue to carry out the obligation as Muslims that is prayer.

After the prayer, I walked to the kitchen to make a vegetable bakwan as an afternoon snack. After I finished, I placed the vegetable bakwan on the living room table, along with two glasses of hot sweet tea.

A few minutes later, the Darma bang came home and parked his motorcycle in front of the porch.

"Assalamualaikum," greetings bang Darma while stepping feet into the house.

"Wa'laikum salam," I replied and approached him, and kissed the back of his hand.

Without saying anything more, bang Darma directly stepped into the bathroom. Finished cleaning himself, he immediately performed the Ashar prayer.

"Yuni has taken her monthly money, deck?" ask bang Darma after folding the sarong and prayer mat, which he used for the prayer earlier.

Bang Darma immediately sat on the sofa after hearing my words just now. He ate the vegetable buds that were already available on the table.

"Why did you get angry?" ask Bang Darma while chewing his food.

"All the gold has been sold by his mamak," answered me and took the bakwan and ate it.

"No, what did you say? They cannot be trusted. Do you know what kind of nature Yuni's mom is?" reply bang Darma.

I just kept quiet while continuing to eat the snack casually.

"Yesterday, my brother said you don't have to buy it. But adek still ngeyel, still insist want to buy. Finally what now? It just hurts, doesn't it?"

Omel bang Darma while continuing to chew the bakwan in his mouth.

"Well, what else? Everything has already happened, which is important now that I know their nature. Make a lesson for the future," I replied with a heavy sigh.

"He's really hurt, but yeah what can I do. Everything has happened, and time cannot be turned back. I just know enough of your nature like that" my mind growled.

"Next time don't buy anything else for Yuni, just pack her monthly money!" Firmly bang Darma, then sip the sweet tea that has begun to cool in front of him.

"Yes, I will not buy anything else for him," I replied to the proposal bang Darma.

After hearing my answer, bang Darma immediately rose from his seat. He walked into the room and laid his body on the bed. He started his mandatory activity which is playing mobile phone.

I don't want to lose, I also lie next to him while playing my phone. Just turning on the phone, my eyes immediately glared at the text message from bang Agus.

"Honey, I love you. Tomorrow so shall we go to his hotel? I've missed you, say."

Those are the words that Agus sent to me through text messages.

"Geez, I'm lucky to open this message first. If only bang Darma is open, can berabe his business," my mind is a little anxious and restless.

"This part is bald really. I already know the Darma bang again at home, as good as his eyed aja sent a message kayak gini," grumbled I was upset, while continuing to curse bang Agus in the heart.

"Don't just send a message like that, bang. If this message is read by Bang Darma, it could be his business."

I sent the reply to bang Agus. Shortly after, a reply from the bald man appeared on my phone screen.

"Yes sorry, say. Next time you won't be careless anymore, sorry!" bang Agus reply.

"Okay, I'm so sorry, but if next time I think about it again, I'll block all our communications, remember that!"

Threaten me to bang Agus, so that he does not carelessly send messages to me.

"Don't do it, say. Yes, brother promise will not be careless anymore, I swear!" reply bang Agus again.

"Okay, I hold that brother's talk" I replied.

"Yes, say. Yes already, tomorrow you can or can not we go out," replied Agus.

"Yes, I'll call you tomorrow. Yes, there was a Darma bang next to me. I'm afraid that later he will be very suspicious, assalamualaikum," I reply to close the conversation with bang Agus.

"OK say, wa'laikum salam," replied Agus.

"Huffff, almost got caught. Fortunately bang Darma did not fiddle with my phone, if until he read a message from the bald tuyul, can be destroyed the martial world," my mind while sighing in relief.

I glanced at Bang Darma who still seemed engrossed in seeing funny videos from his cell phone. She tilted her body against the wall to my back.

"Thank God he never suspected me" my mind calmed down a little.

After seeing bang Darma who still looks a henchman, and did not put the slightest suspicion on me, I immediately tilted and hugged the bolster and closed my eyes.

It didn't take long, I started to fall asleep and fell asleep. Likewise with bang Darma, he put down his phone and followed me to dreamland.

As usual, our sleeping positions turned to each other. No laughter, no affection, no warm kiss before going to bed.

Everything passes without harmony. Bang Darma knew it was just straight, did not know the strange, never neko-neko, never turned.

You know it's just straight like a highway. Such is the nature of the Darma bang at this time.