CHEATING FIVE STEPS
The Jackfruit Maggots

* Back to Ayu *

After sleeping for a few hours, I woke up suddenly to the sound of a powerful door blow.

"Hadeehh, which ghost is the one who haunts gini during the day? Gedor-gedor houses people as good as his jidat pulak it?" my grouse was upset as I rubbed my eyes.

"Eh, wait a minute! If the ghost wants to enter the house of people, gedor-gedor door first yes?" I muttered confusedly.

I chattered to myself while yawning, and wailed here and there looking for the whereabouts of bang Darma.

"Well, where did that demon go?" muttered again.

With the sight of a firefly still, I immediately got out of bed and put on a scabbard to cover my innocent body.

After that, I started walking with staggering steps towards the main door. After the door opened wide, Dina immediately gawked in and passed me by, without any excuse or saying anything to me.

"Heh, ghost! Why are you here, huh? Play nyelonong that just go into people's homes, it's like maling aja long time I look at your behavior." I'm annoyed.

Not answering or turning to me, Dina instead dared to enter my private room and bang Darma. He looked panicked and agitated, like he was looking for something in my room.

"Woy, demon! Your deaf ears, huh? It's not polite when you carelessly enter people's rooms. Would you like me to flush that hot water in your face, huh?" my screams began to stir up emotions.

I followed Dina's steps up to the room, while continuing to nag incessantly.

Arriving at the room, Dina immediately gawked when she saw the state of the bed that was falling apart like a broken ship, due to my struggle with the Darma bang earlier.

"Where's Darma?" ask Dina.

"Where do I know, you ask the same about google." I replied origin.

Dina's face that was ugly, now getting uglier because of my answer. He looks angry and emotional for not finding the Darma bang.

"Basic, crazy woman! In asked nicely, even nyolot sharp." said Dina annoyed.

"Hellooo, who's the nyolot? That feeling is kalee." My lips.

"Huffff, it's hard to say that people are not sane like you, never connect." grumbled Dina while throwing a rough breath.

"Hahahaha, you know that you still want to talk to me" I said.

Dina seemed increasingly upset and furious at my behavior that continued to mingle her. After tired of laughing at Dina, my nemesis, I again questioned the purpose of his arrival.

"You really want to do something here, huh? Is there any need for you to be my crazy husband?" I asked while folding both hands on my stomach.

"Yuni ran away from home again, while I was in the shower. I'm sure Darma must have taken her away." Dina accused.

"Whaaaatt? Fleeing?"

I screamed in surprise with wide-eyed eyes, while covering my mouth with my palm.

"It's customary to have your face, like a fire beard" Dina said.

"Oh, that's it. Yes already, I put a relaxed face, hihihi." plucked me while giggling.

I continued to serve Dina with my joking dime. For him to be more emotional and tore like a jackfruit maggot.

"Heh, crazy woman. Where are you hiding Darma, huh?" dina asked while shaking her waist in front of me.

"Nonsense, how dare you tell me my son is itching, huh! Want to ask in the tabok wear sandals yes your nozzle." scolded Dina.

"Try it if you dare!" challenge me.

Dina's face immediately flushed like a rotten tomato, upon hearing my challenge. He looked even more wrathful, then threw his palm over my cheek.

But, before Dina's palm reached my cheek, I acted quickly. I parried her and threw her hand violently, and...

Plaque plaque...

Three handprints landed beautifully on Dina's right and left cheeks. I gave a lesson, to women who do not know themselves.

"Aaaaggghh, you luknut chick! How dare you hit me like that. Watch out for you, yeah!" peekik Dina's.

Dina wanted to avenge my actions by pulling my hair, but it was not possible for her to do so, as I dodged and pushed her body with all my might. He fell down and sat on the floor.

"Don't try touching me with your dirty hands. Or else I'm gonna beat you up all out here, UNDERSTAND!" threaten me with a loud voice.

I widened my eyes and put on a sehoror face as possible in front of Dina. I wanted to scare her, so that she would not dare to mess with me again, and not look lightly at my energy.

"Try it if you dare! I know, you're actually just bluffing me. Let me be afraid, and you can be arbitrary with me, right?" dina Oceh.

"Oh, so you want proof?" ask me with a grin.

"I-iya," replied Dina nervously with a slightly frightened look on her face.

Seeing Dina's nervousness and fear seeing my horror face, I took advantage of the situation by bluffing her back.

I leaned over and brought my face closer to her. I gripped Dina's chin firmly as I said...

"Huh, women don't know themselves. You heard my words well! Your son and my husband can't be separated anymore."

"So it's a waste of your time and energy, just to take care of those two luknuts. Wanting you to marry both of them, let them be happy." my chat at length.

"If the two of them get married, then stay at your house, there will be a profit for you too. You can also ask Darma to serve you. You can even play three, hahahaha."

I continued while laughing crazily, then let go of Dina's chin violently. Hearing my shrill laughter, Dina immediately got up from the floor, then stood straight before me with her cynical gaze.

"You're crazy, huh? How could I play three with my own child." said Dina while pushing my body to hit the door of the room.

"Yes, who knows if you'll do it. It's good to be two-on-one, hahaha." I laughed again.

"Tell you, wait for my revenge!" threaten Dina's.

"Well, you've been like my mother's dunking down for a long time. Mak dampir right if you have lost it must be his talk. Wait for my vengeance, hihihi..."

My ledek while mimicking the sound of the attached mak in front of Dina.

Because of being annoyed and furious with my trivial babbling, Dina finally relented and left me just like that.

Dina slammed the door firmly, making the walls of the room tremble slightly. I just smiled and shook my head, looking at the strange behavior of my ex-wife.

"Huffff, it's finally done fighting that jackfruit maggot" I muttered with relief as I heaved a sigh of relief.