CHEATING FIVE STEPS
Eggs and Tempe

When entering the house, it turns out Ayu is sitting sweetly on the sofa while watching television. Ayu answered Darma's greeting, and continued to pay attention to his movements that were a little strange according to him.

After Darma sat himself on the sofa, the husband and wife also back berckok ria. They were like cats and dogs, who never got along when they met.

"No need to be a person. Who is fascinated by your ugly face. Huuuu, sorry la yau." Ayu's lips.

"Don't be a hypocrite, deck! You know what your heart is. You must miss, right, your handsome husband?" darma praised himself.

Hearing Darma's words becoming more and more, Ayu immediately pretended to be nauseous instantly and...

"Grandfather..."

"I wonder, how can there be a human like you? It's ugly, a lot of behavior, narcissistic slurp it, hiiiiiii." Ayu sneered with horror.

"Helehh, don't be drama-stirring. Gini-gini too, you've also never love to die, right me?" oceh Darma's.

"Yes that was, when my eyes and heart closed the syaiton." Ayu replied indifferently.

Darma only smiled obliquely, when he heard Ayu's words that made no sense according to him.

He was sure that Ayu still held a taste in her. So his Ayu still persisted, and did not leave his. That was the thought that was in Darma's mind at the moment.

"The reason" said Darma with pursed lips.

"Don't believe it already." retorted Ayu ketus.

Darma and Ayu were silent for a moment. They are busy with their minds and their heads.

Ayu again pretended to focus, looking at the tv screen in front of her. Regardless of Darma who was crashing in his seat, while holding his stomach.

"You're cooking yet, deck? My stomach is hungry." asked Darma.

"Not yet" Ayu replied without turning her head to Darma in the least.

"Ck, not yet. Why do you do your work at home? Is the clock not cooking yet? Not really be a wife." nagging Darma annoyed.

"Woy, demon! Talk before you talk. You're giving me money to shop with, huh?" yuu snapped began to emotion.

"It's just rotten capital. The man is like you, his match was dumped into the sea. Let's eat the sharks." continued Ayu.

Darma widened his eyes, when he heard the sadistic words that came out of his wife's mouth. He is not out of thought with the attitude of his wife, who is getting rougher on him for a long time.

"If it wasn't for a special mission, I would've rombenged his mouth." Inner Darma growled.

Darma stared cynically at Ayu while tightening her jaws. While in the face, it looks fun and indifferent while continuing to stare at the tv screen.

With an irritated heart half-dead, Darma also tried to neutralize his emotions. She doesn't want to fight with Ayu, because her goal of going home just wants to take her money back.

"Don't dong, honey. You have the same time as your own husband. No pity what, see you starving gini brother?" rengek Darma with a face made as sad as possible.

"Bodo very." Ayu answered ketus.

Because he was unable to hold his hunger, Darma finally relented, and asked Ayu to give money to him.

Ayu who had been focusing on watching tv, immediately turned her head with a wrinkled forehead. He seemed to be thinking of something in his head.

"Yes, just give it up. Than the noise keeps his nozzle." Ayu's inner.

After a moment of thought, Ayu finally agreed to Darma's words. He reached into the pocket of his pants, and gave a piece of fifty thousand money to Darma, while saying...

"Well, go shopping there! Buy eggs with tempeh, let me cook rice." Ayu said.

"Loh, I'm just spending the same tempeh anyway, like a poor person." grumbled Darma.

"Heh, ghost! Don't be afraid to be people. You think only poor people eat eggs the same tempeh, huh? Rich people also eat a lot of it, you know." Ayu snapped.

"Ck, but it's not good to eat it." grumbled Darma again.

"Udah, don't bacot much! Poor man, what else is rich?" cibir Ayu ketus's.

Hearing the spicy words from his wife, Darma's blood was boiling more and more. Darma tightened her hands, and looked at Ayu with her eagle eyes.

"If I'm rich, I won't beg you like me, UNDERSTAND!" pekik Darma's.

Not her fear of the clash of Darma, Ayu even more mocked her husband.

"Times?" ledek Ayu with his slanted smile.

"Yes yes, then do not be pretentious to be a woman. Have some ill-gotten money just cocky for mercy." said Darma.

"Like me dong. Why is that the sewot? Want a cocky cake, want a scorpion cake. What's your business, huh?" oceh Ayu in a loud voice.

Again Darma dampened his anger. He did not want his mission to fail, just because it served the madness of his wife.

"Huffff, patient Darma, patient." Darma's inner self encourages himself.

With a random feeling was not careless, Darma finally relented and just left Ayu. Darma stepped out and went towards the sembako stall, which was only three houses away from her residence.

After buying eggs and tempeh, Darma went back into the house and started fighting with kitchen utensils. As for Ayu, she washed the rice and put it into the magic com.

"That's a good cook, Nem! Madam wants to rest first, hihihi." ledek Ayu while giggling.

"Nam Nem Nam Nem, your head is!" swear Darma while throwing eggshells at Ayu.

With lightning-fast movements, Ayu immediately dodged and stuck her tongue out to Darma.

"Eits, I don't want to, weeek!" ledek Ayu again.

After that, Ayu sat back on the sofa. Without caring about Darma who is still busy struggling in the kitchen.

Half an hour later, Darma emerged from the kitchen with two dishes in hand. He put the food on the table, then went back to the kitchen to get the rice and other utensils.

After everything was on the table, Darma immediately sat down and ate the food, without offering Ayu at all.

"Lololoh, how come there's no bargaining anyway? Play swallow alone." nagging Ayu while continuing to pay attention to Darma who is greedy eating food on his plate.