The Devil Producer's
Whistling theory

"Good day Jihyo. Is Yoongi awake?" A tall man walks into the studio of Yoon-gi's study. He saw Jihyo who was busy copying some files on her computer.

"Good day, Namjoon. Looks like PD-nim is awake. Maybe I am still taking a shower. You need anything with PD-nim? In a hurry you can tell me. I'll tell you later."

"Ah. No, I just want to give you the song I wrote. I want to ask her opinion on this." Answer Namjoon.

Namjoon is one of the producers who works for the company Yoongi. Perhaps coincidentally, they were also close friends. Don't ask why Jihyo is being informal with him. It was because of Namjoon's own request that he did not like to be called PD-nim. He prefers the call of Oppa or Hyung. Sounds more interesting. According to Namjoon's explanation. Namjoon is not a respectful madman like the owner of this agency Min Yoongi.

"A song? Is BTS coming back?" Jihyo asked excitedly.

Namjoon nodded his head assuring Jihyo's question. Seeing that Jihyo smiled excitedly.

"Can I see? I really wonder what song BTS will release this time."

"May, I would also like to hear the opinion of a fanatical Bangtan fan like you." Namjoon handed over the file he brought. He did know that Jihyo idolized BTS very much. What's more is Kim Seokjin. Because according to him Jin is very fitting with the criteria of Prince Charming Jihyo's dream. But despite having access to meet BTS every day, Jihyo chose to ask Namjoon for help when he wanted to get the signature of Bangtan's personnel. Shame he said if he met in person. Weird right? Yes sure. Park Jihyo is a strange girl.

"DNA'S? An interesting title. Lyrics too. Using a blend of science and love. You're really good at making Namjoon's lyrics. But will this song use the sigh theory as well?" Jihyo glanced at Namjoon who was sitting next to her.

"Ahh? Sigh theory?"

Jihyo bit her lip. He realized he was speaking wrong. "Ah.. No no no no. It's nothing." Jihyo replied while shaking her hand.

Namjoon was a little confused but after that a sweet curvy jail smile was blurred. Until it makes the dimple is clearly visible. "You mean Min Yoongi's sigh theory?" Guess Namjoon is definitely right.

Jihyo nodded her head. "That's the strangest theory I've ever heard. Do you also have such a weird theory?"

"My imagination is not as strong as Yoon-gi Jihyo. I might have a theory like that. My theory is more realistic. Yeah, like this song. But I admit Yoongi's crazy theory is that it makes a song very interesting. It is even very popular with the community. So I think it's legal, don't I?"

"You're right, brother, the song made by PD-nim is like opium. People love to hear it. The song is played everywhere. Whether it's here or out. I'm tired of hearing that." Jihyo followed Namjoon's words.

"But are you going to add that crazy theory here, brother? Really this time I hope the sigh theory is thrown away."

Namjoon looked back at the song he made. The man thought for a moment. Perhaps thinking of the possibility that Jihyo had spoken of. But after that he sighed weakly. "I think this song would be very strange if added to the theory Jihyo. So disgusting."

Jihyo sighed. Thank goodness someone agrees with him.

"What are you talking about?" A voice came from behind the door. Yongi came to them both. The young man looked fresh after the bath.

"We're just talking about this song." Namjoon handed over the file he brought. "We also discussed whether this song would use your sigh theory as Min Yoonogi."

Yongi pulled the corner of his lips. Glancing at Jihyo who was also staring at him. Apparently this girl is very interested in Min Yoongi's sigh theory. The proof is that he discussed it with Namjoon.

Yoongi skimmed through the file Namjoon submitted. "Do you think this fits with Jihyo's theory?" Instead of asking Namjoon, Yoongi instead asked Jihyo.

"I? Do I have a right to an opinion here? It's not like you always say to keep my boundaries PD-nim." Sihyo Sarkas.

"I just asked for an opinion from one of Bangtan's fans. Aren't you a fan?"

Jihyo sighed.

"I don't think your theory matches this song." Jihyo replied briefly.

"You're right. I think this song is gonna sound weird. Then how about we just use whistling theory. Sound more interesting and more sensual perhaps?"

Jihyo gaping. What other theory is that? Really, working here got him familiar with many strange theories from Min Yoongi's mouth. Instead of thinking about song theory. The girl immediately got up from her seat.

"You better take care of that weird theory. I better go." Jihyo walked out and closed the door a little hard.

"You're working on him too much Yoongi." Namjoon voiced out after Jihyo was no longer seen before them.

"Of course, that girl is too stupid. It's just interesting if I see her plain face that looks stupid. It's so ridiculous." Yoongi chuckles when she remembers Jihyo's chameleon-like face. Change according to the circumstances.

"You've been laughing a lot lately. Is this also because that stupid girl is hem?"

Hearing Namjoon's question, Yoon-gi fell silent instead. Is he really like that? Really? He didn't even notice.

"That's just your feeling. I'm still the usual Min Yoon." Answer Yoongi briefly.

"Cih.. You are, you think I can be deceived. You obviously look very comfortable fooling Jihyo. I don't know what you mean. But you seem to like to fuck it up. Like you did it back in High School. Or maybe you're starting to like him?" Namjoon tried to guess what Yoongi thought.

"Well, that's right. Love that stupid, ugly girl? Maybe if that happens, it's certain that I'm cursed by that stupid girl. Till the end of the world I won't like it." Reply Yoongi steady. Of course he's sure. Because there's no way that Yoon-gi likes a girl like Jihyo. That girl is not her type. Jihyo was too stupid and innocent. He doesn't like. Yoon-gi prefers girls like Momo who can have wild fantasies in bed.

"really? I'm not sure. Can you give me a guarantee?"

"What's that?" Ask Yoongi curiously.

"Can you give up one of your fancy yachts for me if you fall in love with it? I'm sure it'll be hard to remember you're a stingy rich man." Namjoon offers something that might make it difficult for Yoon-gi to choose.

"So we bet on that girl again now?"

"Yes, like we did High School time. But this was not about Jihyo's feelings. But more about your own feelings. If you fall. You'll feel what it's like to fall in love with the girl you made a bet. How's it?"

Yongi thought for a moment. His head was a little shriveled at Namjoon's explanation. But he was also convinced that he would not be able to possibly like the girl. Jihyo is just a toy for Yoon-gi. So what's there to fear?

"OK, deal.. I accept this challenge. But if I win all your copyright royalties will be mine for an entire year. Hows it? " Said Yoongi steady.

"Gotcha.. I concur. From now on I really hope that Park Jihyo's curse will soon become real." circus Namjoon.

Damnit....

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Jihyo slapped her body between her desks. He was looking for a fallen questioner. Ah drat.. Here a lot of cables scattered to make himself difficult to find the small object.

A table meltdown shocked him. Jihyo reflexively stood up but she forgot that she was still under the table. His head hit hard. The girl grimaced in pain holding her head. Who tried to make a fuss here.

A few moments' lapse. Footsteps were heard entering this room. They seem to be standing neatly. Prepare for the attack of the devil producer.

"What are you guys doing? Why did Bangtan's song get leaked to the internet? You know, it's a comeback early in the year. I wanted the song to be a surprise but what happened? Why did our site get hacked by irresponsible people?" Yoongi spoke with an emotional tone. This was not what he expected. The song that will become a tittle track is now a free consumption among the public.

"I'm sorry PD-nim. We also did not expect that the Bangtan site could be hacked by Sasaeng Fans. We've tried to block it but it looks like the hacker is a pretty good hacker. So we can no longer stem the public enthusiasm that has spread the song. This is really terrible. More terrible than Jimin and Dahyun's kiss scandal last year." Answer one of the IT staff with a frightened face.

Yoongi rubbed his face rough. He clucked because he got the least desired answer. That's Apologizing.

While Jihyo was laughing giggling down there. He believes now the look on Yoon-gi's face must have been mirib with Diego's character in the movie Ice Age. His fangs must have been as sharp as a dagger. No, more precisely the tongue. Not fangs. He will definitely cut off the people in front of him. And it's true. After that a long scolding rang out from Yoongi's mouth. Like rapp music with fast tempo.

Jihyo continued to fumble the floor below hoping to find the fallen questioner soon. After trying several times, the questioner finally met. Tucked between many wires.

"Yes.. Got". Because I was too excited. The girl just got up without remembering herself under the table. For the second time the girl's forehead kissed directly with an iron table on it.

Damnit..

Everyone was shocked to hear a voice echoing behind the table. Jihyo appeared slowly from under the table like a sadako ghost. Dappled hair with a bruised forehead the size of a ping pong ball. Jihyo smiled awkwardly. He waved at the people who were staring at him with a slick look.

" What are you doing there Park Jihyo?" Namjoon who was nearby helped the girl stand up.

"I'm looking for this." Clearly Jihyo while showing her the questioner.

Yoongi clucked in annoyance. Just because of that girl. The angry session was a little delayed. " What's your solution now?" Yoongi's voice made people who focus on Jihyo now turn their eyes back to Yoongi.

Silent.

Everyone was silent, no one was making a sound.

"May I express my opinion here?" Jihyo opened a voice breaking the silence of Yoongi's room at that moment.

No one answered. Yoon-gi also fell silent. Like waiting for the girl to say.

"Well, first I want to express my complaint as a Bangtan fan. Honestly, as a fan I'm actually a little bit annoyed with the site of this company. You know your site often crashes in a long period of time. It makes fans feel disappointed."

"That's because the server is too big. So we can't contain it." Answer an IT staff.

"I know, but you should have anticipated that. You know there are a lot of Bangtan fans out there. So the possibility of enslaving the number of visitors to the site will certainly never happen. You should have known that."

Silence no one answered in this. They confirmed Jihyo's words that did sound logical.

"Secondly, I've told Min PD-nim before that your site is very easy to hack. But you ignored him."

"When did you ever tell me that?" Ask Yoon-gi to pretend to forget. Though it was clear in the young man's memory, this girl had once spoken this matter to him. But at that time he did not take it seriously.

"I've said it a few times but you don't believe me. Just so you know, your site's Security Guard is terrible. You know if I ever hacked your site without you guys being able to detect it. I did that about two years ago. Before I worked here. I did it when Bangtan came back with the song I need You. Just because I'm a good fan type so I don't spread it to the public. So two months before Bangtan came back I already had a BTS album playlist on my phone. Haha." Jihyo laughed to herself if she remembered her past.

Another case with the people in front of him who gaping to hear Jihyo's explanation. They didn't expect the nerd girl to be able to hack into the site of South Korea's largest agency without being detected in the slightest.

"You don't need to wonder like that. I'm a former Hacker. Yes, even if it's just amateurs." Clearly Jihyo giggled looking at Yoongi's face which looked very strange as she looked at him. Namjoon folded his lips in. Like enjoying this show. The girl in front of him is really funny. He can even make Yoongi silent.

"So you're a former Jihyo Hacker?" ask the IT staff in front of him.

"You don't believe it? Let me show you how weak your site is." Jihyo turned her body around typing something on the computer in front of her. With a matter of minutes the girl can track personal information that is only specifically intended for MIN Entertainment. The girl was using a very simple app.

"Well, you're really great. You really are a big fan of BTS. Until this seprivate thing you can track it."

"I've told you that Bangtan fanatics are very determined. This is just one, you don't know there are hundreds of undergroud hackers ready to launch the action if you still survive with a security system like this." Jihyo.

"Don't you have also installed a private cctv in Jin's room. I heard he lost his underwear recently. Is that you, Jihyo?" Namjoon chirps make people around him squint at Jihyo.

"Yakk.. I'm a fanatic not a stalker for Namjoon." Jihyo was upset that she was accused of such a disgusting thing. While Namjoon laughs, he sees the cute look of the girl in front of him.

"So what's the solution now?" Yoongi's voice stopped the two from arguing. Everyone in the room thought too.

" Just be simple. You just need to make a new song and make it a title track."

"You think making a song for a title track is as easy as turning the palm of the hand? You know that leaked song is the theme song of spring coming soon. Even my 300 draft list could not match the beauty of the spring song that had leaked." Obviously Yoongi was at length.

"It's up to you, it's all your fault, so you're the one responsible." Reply Jihyo lightly.

"So you blame me?" furious Yoongi.

"That's why you should ask yourself. I hear you're busy blaming your staff when this should have been avoided if you had just heard me say that time." Sihyo Sarkas. He was furious with the indifferent nature of Yoon-gi who was like a hands-off in this matter.

Yongi did not answer. He did agree with all the words of the girl in front of him. Because he was wrong in this, too.

"I agree with Jihyo. You have to make a new song instead of Yoon-gi. We're not going to use that leaked song. I'm sure you have a lot of inspiration to make it." Namjoon has added.

"I agree. You can make a song with your whistling bird theory it's PD-nim." Jihyo said as she moved her hands together to form the flap of a bird's wing.

Yoongi stared at Jihyo sharply. Not angry. But grateful. She was so grateful that this girl had come in the middle of this situation. Come to provide a wise solution. It seems that this girl is indeed destined to be a mediator between the ego and the temperamental nature of Yoon-gi. The proof is that only this girl can make Yoon-gi silent.

"Well, if that's the decision. I'll try to make a new song. Since this is Park Jihyo's proposal, you should also be responsible for helping me get inspiration to make a song." Yoongi said deciding the outcome of this discussion.

Jihyo gaping. "Me?!!"

Siall's..

Oh my.. Hopefully not the inspiration of the sigh theory....

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