The Cuek Belongs to the Handsome
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"Ow ..... What kind of a moron is this?" ask Dance in the heart

"Darling? What pads?" Ali asked once again for not getting an Answer from Tari

"Emmm... Mas you go to Alfamart/Indomaret keep looking emmmm...." Dance seemed unable to continue her words

"What are you looking for, baby?" Ali asked increasingly

"Sof...tex" replied Stammering Dance.

"Ohhhh it turns out he is coming moon huh," Ali spoke inwardly while chuckling

"Ngapain laughs at a piece of buyin," replied Tari sebel

"Yes, yeah, yeah." Ali ran towards his car

"Where is Ali going?" Tanya was the one who saw Ali get in the car

"Ke Alfamart broke by mbok." Answer Ali

___NEXT BY ALFAMART___

"uh ..... Which one is it again? How much yes," Ali saw a lot of sof*ex there

"Sorry there's something I can help you with" asked Kariawan who was there

"Emmm .... I want to buy this." Ali pointed to the sof*ex's wrap

"OOO(little laugh) for his wife sir?" Ask the curry while holding back the laughter

"Yes,"

"Where do you want sir? Which night is day?" Ask the kariawan

"Well, is there a kayak?" Tanya Ali is getting dizzy

"Hehehe yes sir, so which one do you want? What day is night? Then what's the wings are there?" Ask the waiter while showing the sof*ex that is on the shelf

"Ouch..... Add me a tangent?" Ali spoke inwardly while picking out the sof*ex he was going to buy

"Emmm so what's it, sir?" Ask the kariawan again

"Emmm I can do it myself" replied Ali Tampa turning to his careerist

"Well if I go to the cashier first, if there is a need please ask yes sir." Kariawan immediately left Ali

"Which one is it? If you buy this one wrong? Mmmm... Ahhh I have an idea," Ali took all kinds of sof*ex there

When Ali headed to the cashier, all the buyers and tourists there were shocked to see Ali carrying 30 sof*ex with different brands

"Wihhhh wasn't her in Ali's benefactor huh?" Ask a buyer to a friend

"Yes, what's that sof*ex for?" Ask his friend who is tangent

"Maybe for his wife, he is married, lucky for his wife he is handsome, rich, Sholeh and cooking pinter again," replied the other

"How much is it all?" Ali asked the kariawan at the cashier

"Total shopping 579,900 sir." Answer the kariawan while giving a crackle that has contained many sof*exnya

Ali gave her the money and took the crackle and left the Alpha

"His change," cried the kariawan

"Take it," cried Ali from inside the car

"Ali buy what?" Tanya was the one who saw Ali running to the toilet

"Buy mbok sanitary pads." Shouted Ali innocently while continuing to run

Mbok and his friends laughed when they heard Ali's reply

"Honey open this door, I've brought her sof*ex." Ali knocked on the toilet door

"Where is? How long is it?" Tanya Tari while extending her hand from behind the toilet door

"Ni (giving full crackle by sof*ex) sorry about the last time the Bunngung want to buy which,"

"Your mom's crazy, huh? Buy this much?" Tanya Dance wonder

"Hehehe sorry about that, but you want to buy which one," replied Ali

A few minutes later Dance came out of the toilet, Dari saw Ali still waiting for her outside the toilet door

"Ngapain mas is still here?" Tanya Tari while carrying a bag of crackles that are still full

"Wait for you? How I bought it is not wrong, right?" Ali asked innocently

"No." Reply to Dance while walking away from Ali

"Where to be wrong again if you buy all sof*ex kayak gini." Dance spoke inwardly while looking at how many sof*ex Ali bought

"Why? Less sof*ex her?" Tanya Ali who walked beside Tari

"Less what? It's enough stock for a year." Answer Dance while enduring her stomach and waist pain

"You why? Does it hurt his stomach?" Ali saw Tari holding her belly

"Emmm no, already let us go to the park again, mbok the same others must have been waiting for us." Dance quickened her pace

___HOUR 13.00__

"take it, Grandma we go home first, yes" said Tari to everyone in the parlour

"When you come here again, Tari Ali" replied mbok as he waved his hand

"Yes mbok, Assalamualaikum dadahh." Dance waved her hand from inside the car

"Waalaikumsalam dadahhh." Everyone in the parlor waved their hands together

"Where are we going now, baby?"

" To the orphanage." Reply to Dance while holding her aching stomach

"You why? Does her stomach hurt?"

"Not focused on it,"

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"Ummi Zaza, and the others Tiara went home first yes Assalamualaikum," Tiara said goodbye to all of her

"Waalaikumsalam, heart at the path of uncle David and brother Tiara," cried Zaza from afar

"Yes to me." Tiara waved her hand

David and Tiara went straight home.